Blake: Has no lips. Also his "favorite band" is 311, therefore he should be punched in the face. Also he is a tool. Etc.

Sanjaya: Is a very pretty girl, and a very dull singer.

Sundance: Just butchered a Pearl Jam song. Eddie Vedder should punch him in the face, then shave off that ridiculous rodent that lives on his chin(s). Man I hate this guy.

Chris S: Will get votes for his looks, but he sounds totally generic.

Jared: Ditto

Brandon: I like that he can play piano. Seems like a nice guy. Should have picked a harder song. Zzzz.

Phil: There will never be an American Idol named "Phil." Unless he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. Phil does not look like Jake Gyllenhaal.

Chris Sligh: I like him the best but we live in a country that (ironically) hates fat people, so who knows if he will get enough votes.

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